You have my word that every cent donated to this fund will be used for the purpose of buying high-quality caffeine, basically always in the form of Mountain Dew. Rest assured I won’t spend a penny of it on Starbucks.
If you graciously wish to donate to my fund, please leave me a note in the transaction with the name/nickname you want to be identified here by, just in case it might not be obvious to me who you are by looking at your PayPal name or e-mail address. By default, if you don’t specify anything, I’ll just use the nickname I know you by and I’ll link it to your website or your profile from where ever online I know you from.
Below are the people who have donated to my fund so far, most recent donations listed first. Every last one of them is a technology god and when they enter a room proprietary software coughs up its source code. Upon death, they will all immediately be admitted to sainthood and get their very own international holiday. As for people not on this list, well, I don’t want to start rumors or engage in stereotyping, but I will point out the simple fact that every child molester ever has been someone not on this list.
Caffeine Fund Status: $36.70 USD received so far. You guys rule.