I’m addicted to caffeine. If you wish help me in my fight against time, fatigue, large homework assignments, and complex cryptographic analysis, you can donate to my caffeine fund. Donations of (literally) any size are greatly appreciated.
You have my word that every cent donated to this fund will be used for the purpose of buying high-quality caffeine, basically always in the form of Mountain Dew. Rest assured I won’t spend a penny of it on Starbucks.
If you graciously wish to donate to my fund, please leave me a note in the transaction with the name/nickname you want to be identified here by, just in case it might not be obvious to me who you are by looking at your PayPal name or e-mail address. (Most of my donations come from fellow forum members.) By default, if you don’t specify anything, I’ll just use the nickname I know you by and I’ll link it to the profile at the forum I know you via, or your website.
Below are the people who have donated to my fund so far (most recent donations listed first). Every last one of them is a technology god and when they enter a room proprietary software coughs up its source code. Upon death, they will all immediately be admitted to sainthood and get their very own international holiday. As for people not on this list, well, I don’t want to start rumors or engage in stereotyping, but I will point out that every child molester ever has been someone not on this list.
Caffeine Fund Status: $36.70 USD received so far. You guys rule.
